I love the Arctic Monkeys because you have beautiful lyricism like this
and then you have this gem.
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
The chicken nugger is now undergoing it’s final phase of mitosis.
*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*
ah finally the article for me
L M A O
pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain
if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret