Bunk bed snugglin

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

legalmexican:

"Urban Tie Cap" Don’t you mean a Du rag…

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
Anonymous

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

I’m going to Gloucester this weekend with my college friends and I’m sooooo excited

when ur tiddy starts to escape your bra

weaponless:

excuse me ma’m please return to your assigned seat

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

lindsaylohansmugshot:

Why did this get so many ups do I even know that many people

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie