datenshikate:

One thing that most people overlook in the HP series is that Tonks could look WHATEVER SHE WANTED TO LOOK. Like, she could be the prettiest woman on Earth. But instead she goes around with her own face and FRICKIN PINK HAIR.

If this isn’t a “love and be yourself” message, I don’t know what it is.

doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
patient: how am i alive

It’s 2014 and people still cut and paste text posts to try and take credit for them

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3
Anonymous

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

image

blonder than usual

blonder than usual

canadianslut:

those accounts on twitter have those FINGERS perched on their keyboards to steal posts you yourself made on tumblr