heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

handshakethegangstervevo:

breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike

Wilson had zero reason to murder Mike anyway, even if he did hold up a store. Theft does not constitute fucking execution. Not in “the land of the free”, anyway

My mom just said “I can’t believe you’re leaving me with dad :/ “

I got buns, But do you have the Anaconda?

applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

thagal:

it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all

frederikstumblr:

waiting for the bukkake challenge