i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

dewgongo:

str8 boys on tumblr be harassin girls for nudes like
imagebut when theyre called out on their bullshit they be like

image

My hair can’t handle the humidity Florida is gross

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

yokodefender:

the chosen one

yokodefender:

the chosen one

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

wow I feel so bad for your mother on apirl fools
Anonymous

If you knew how to read you’d know it wasnt my mother

flamingno:

mom… dad… i’m…

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