spaceprlncess:

I love the Arctic Monkeys because you have beautiful lyricism like this

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and then you have this gem.

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Did you and ur boyfriend breakup
Anonymous

Yeah a while ago

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

italianerd:

The chicken nugger is now undergoing it’s final phase of mitosis.

pooporange:

arabellesicardi:

Honestly? Goals.

I wanna know who has to sit in that coach seat lmao

bestfunny:

 

aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

swerewolves:

ah finally the article for me

h0odrich:

L M A O

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret